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• You can have my Unix system when you pry it from my cold, dead fingers. -- Cal Keega
• You can have my sword when you pry it from my dead hands!
• How many NRA members -- does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  3-One to give up the old bulb when they pry it from his cold dead fingers, one to screw it in and pose for an "I'm the NRA" ad while doing so, and one to complain about the waiting period....
• Honour pricks me on. Yea, but how if honour prick me off when I come on,--how then?
  Can honour set to a leg? no: or an arm? no: or take away the grief of a wound?...
• I 'll make thee glorious by my pen, And famous by my sword.
  -- Marquis of Montrose (1612-1650) -- My Dear and only Love...
• DISCLAIMER: My fingers are epileptic.
• Please don't take my sunshine away.
• I have stripped off my dress; must I put it on again?
  I have washed my feet; must I soil them again? When my beloved slipped his hand through the latch-hole, my bowels stirred within me [my bowels were moved for him (KJV)]....
• me and David were slow dancing. The odors of his brut cologne was blowing my mind away and the feeling of his fingers on my back.
  You know that great car-stomach feeling when you fly over a hump?...