Related:

• I thought you and he were hand-in-glove.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• He was a bold man that first eat an oyster.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• That is as well said as if I had said it myself.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• T is as cheap sitting as standing.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• If it had been a bear it would have bit you.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue i...
• She has more goodness in her little finger than he has in his whole body.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I have fed like a farmer: I shall grow as fat as a porpoise.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...
• I 'll give you leave to call me anything, if you don't call me "spade.
  -- Jonathan Swift (1667-1745) -- Polite Conversation, Dialogue ii...