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• A crew member drinks - drink!
• Crew member is called by 1st name - drink!
• The Enterprise crew avoids a battle - drink!
• Crew member is called by 1st name during sexual tension - 2 drinks!
• A mad puppeteer, a full grown kzin, and me. Our fourth crew member had better be a psychiatrist.
  -- Louis Wu "Ringworld...
• Q: "This is a dangerous creature! You have no idea, why Picard would make her a member of the crew and not me!
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Hey.....it's casual.....
• Spock: "This will be my final voyage on board this vessel as a member of her crew.
  Nature abhors a vacuum. I intend you to replace me....
• Act casual and say NOTHING!