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• Crew member is called by 1st name during sexual tension - 2 drinks!
• A crew member drinks - drink!
• A crew member is in casual clothes - drink!
• The Enterprise crew avoids a battle - drink!
• A mad puppeteer, a full grown kzin, and me. Our fourth crew member had better be a psychiatrist.
  -- Louis Wu "Ringworld...
• Q: "This is a dangerous creature! You have no idea, why Picard would make her a member of the crew and not me!
  -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
• Spock: "This will be my final voyage on board this vessel as a member of her crew.
  Nature abhors a vacuum. I intend you to replace me....
• poscimur non dicere sed bibere - we are called upon not to speak, but to drink
• Politics is a nice name for something which otherwise would be called the law of the jungle.