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• No,no..no,no,no,no...no,no,no,no...no,no there's no limit!
• Cletus: [waving] Hey slow down! I wants to talk to you!
  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
• Your new credit limit is $1. Have a nice day.
• I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 50 miles per hour?
  '. So I said, 'oh, that's OK, I'm not going that far.'. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• Okay everybody, for the next fifteen minutes, one third off on every pitcher.
  One per customer, domestic beer only. Hey, no sharing. -- Moe, "Bart Gets Hit by a Ca...
• Push the limit, and the limit will move away!
• NO customer can be worse than no customer.
• You may be redneck... if the Elvis Hotline limits you to 1 call per day.