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  [Homer stops the car] Cletus: Give us three hundred pretzels....
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  But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie "Police Academy"....
• HEY! Just go on to the next message and no one gets hurt . . .
• Ah, good ol' trustworthy beer. My love for <you> will never die.
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  Bart: Is Seymour there? Last name Butz. Moe: Just a sec....
• Moe: [answers the phone] Moe's Tavern. ... Hold on, I'll check.
  Uh, hey, everybody! I'm a stupid moron with an ugly face and big butt and my butt smells and I like to kiss my own butt....