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• I don't want to bore you with metaphysics, but how do you know this is an answering machine?
  Maybe it's a dream, or maybe it's an illusion, or maybe YOU don't really exist....
• People who have what they want are very fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it.
  -- Odgen Nash (1902-1971)...
• You really want to be discouraged? Than wait till you find out that your bathroom scales is correct!
• When I did my self-portrait, I left all the pimples out because you always should.
  Pimples are a temporary condition and they don't have anything to do with what you really look like....
• Scott: "Do you mind a little advice? Starfleet captains are like children.
  They want everything right now, and they want it their way....
• I myself have never been able to find out precisely what feminism i
  I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat or a prostitute....
• Fly U.S.Air. Find out if there really is a God.
• What I want to find out is -- do parrots know much about Astro-Turf? -- Zippy the Pinhead
• Total paranoia IS really only 100% awareness.