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• Sell! Sell Everything, dammit! Sell!!
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  Like, how come we never heard about this until today?...
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  Since then it has spread, and we can soon expect to see Olympic Quibbling....
• In the Olympic Games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled the biscuits, and threw the java.
  The reward to the victor was a coral wreath. The government of Athen was democratic because the people took the law into their own hands....
• You have messed yourself up so badly that you can't even carry carry the lamp!
  Why don't we just call it a day. Come back some other other time....
• Troy: [voiceover] When Krusty the clown got canceled, he tried everything to stay on the air.
  Here's what you didn't see. Krusty: Watch my show, I will send you this book featuring me in a variety of sexually explicit positions....
• No, some men just don't like to be taken for a ride. -- James Bond