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• Great. Just Great. I wanted to remain a lazy leech, just using the selfless work others have done on subversion for my own personal advantage.
  The problem is, as soon as I read HACKING and learn how to submit a patch and begin by contributing something as tiny as a FAQ fix, I'll be hooked, and I'll start to become a contributing member of society....
• If you think the problem is bad now, just wait until we've solved it. -- Arthur Kasspe
• Life yields only to the conqueror. Never accept what can be gained by giving in.
  You will be living off stolen goods, and your muscles will atrophy. -- Dag Hammarskjold...
• Publishing sources report a brisk advance demand for a new book about guided-muscle development.
  It's titled PUMPING IRENE....
• Yours is not to reason why, Just to Sail Away. And when you find you have to throw Your Legacy away
  Remember life as was it is, And is as it were; Chasing sounds across the galaxy 'Till silence is but a blur....
• You know you have a weight problem when your doctor suggests that you get into group therapy - by yourself!