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• Your love life will be interesting.
• Isn't it interesting how your annoying habits are so much more annoying than mine are?
• The most interesting time of human life, I think, is when your heart stops, and for between two and 15 minutes, your brain is still running.
  I think the most interesting part of my life is going to happen in those two to 15 minutes....
• There's more to life than sitting around in the sun in your underwear playing the clarinet.
• Man: ... and you'll find that saving for your future is far more thrilling than any roller coaster.
  Bart: Really? Wow, I should have started a long time ago!...
• Life is tough, and you know that when you've got more bills in your mailbox than in your wallet.
• Life is like a 10 speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. -- C. Schultz