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• Life is just a bowl of cherries, but why do I always get the pits?
• Life is just a bowl of pits. -- Rodney Dangerfield
• If life is a bowl of cherries, throwing stones is ok.
• Life is just a bowl of toenails.
• Life is a biochemical reaction to the stimulus of the surrounding environment in a stable ecosphere, while a bowl of cherries is a round container filled with little red fruits on sticks.
• Life is just a bowl of chili, but no beans for you.
• Commodities traders do it in the pits.
• Ross: Question. Why do we always have to have parties where you poach things?
  Monica: You wanna be in charge of the food committee?...
• Burns: Meltdown alert? Mad dog drill? Blimp attack?
  Ah... I think a good old-fashioned fire drill today....