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• Things will go on as they always have--that is to say, badly.
• Life is getting better all the time.
• Time is the devourer of all things.
• Things are getting so bad muggers won't go out alone.
• When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion.
  -- Fred Astaire...
• Baby's heads have no hair, Old men's heads are just as bare
  Between the cradle and the grave, Lies a haircut and a shave....
• Moderation in all things, and moderation is the first to go.
• Nobody notices when things go right, I'm always noticed.