Liberty comes out of boxes -- Ballot, Jury, Soap, and AMMO!
Related:
- Soap, Ballot, Jury & Cartridge.
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The Four Boxes of... - We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury,
and cartridge... - Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn't
know you're out of ammo... - I WILL NOT WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP
I WILL NOT
WHITTLE HALL PASSES OUT OF SOAP I WILL NOT WHITTLE... - Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this.
Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
Remember that absentee ballot? -- On filling out... - A weapon that comes down as still
As snowflakes fall upon the sod;
But executes a freeman's will, As lightning does... - Would you like to be tried in court by people
who weren't
smart enough to get out of jury duty... - Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races.
Homer... - The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy...
