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• Soap, Ballot, Jury & Cartridge. -- The Four Boxes of Freedom
• We preserve our freedom using three boxes: ballot, jury, and cartridge.
• Strategy is when you keep firing so the enemy doesn't know you're out of ammo.
• Bart: Dad, maybe you should do this. Homer: Son, it's no different than the time I let you vote for me.
  Remember that absentee ballot?...
• A weapon that comes down as still As snowflakes fall upon the sod
  But executes a freeman's will, As lightning does the will of God...
• Would you like to be tried in court by people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty?
• Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.
  -- Homer's tips on getting out of jury duty, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie...