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• Steve: Hello. Steve and Matt aren't here right now, but if.
  .. Matt: Steve, what are you doing? Steve: I'm leaving a phone message since we aren't here....
• Hi, this is John's answering machine again. He's gone and left me for a sleazy microwave he met at Krazy Eddy's.
  Life sucks. (or) Hi! John's answering machine is broken....
• (Klingon voice:) ANSWERING MACHINE. SPEAK. -- Answering machine madness - brevity
• I moved into an all-electric house. I forgot and left the porch light on all day.
  When I got home the front door wouldn't open. -- Steven Wrigh...
• Parked his head and forgot where he left it.
• After the tone, leave your name, number, and tell where you left the money.
  I'll get back to you as soon as it's safe for you to come out of hiding....
• Heartbreak Hotel
• Thank you for calling the CSU Automated Hearing Test Line.
  Prepare for Test 1. Is this tone louder in your left ear or right ear?...
• Hello. I'm David's answering machine. What are you? -- Answering machine madness - machine theme