Last week I told my wife a man is like wine, he gets better with age. She
locked me in the cellar ... My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign.
Together we make mud.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
locked me in the cellar ... My wife's an earth sign. I'm a water sign.
Together we make mud.
-- Rodney Dangerfield
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