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• There is one picture on TV I'll never forget - the picture of a man being pulled from his truck and being beaten to death.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle talking about a LA riot video tape showing 33-year-old Reginald Denny being beaten unconscious....
• I bought a self learning record to learn spanish, I turned it on and went to sleep, the record got stuck, the next day I could only stutter in spanish.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I bought a self learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep
  he record got stuck. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish. -- Steven Wrigh...
• La la la, la la la la... (Banana Splits theme)
• Have you ever been in a restaurant and there's a couple in the next booth being overly affectionate?
  They're necking and groping and you're trying to eat your eggs....
• The spotted owl isn't really important because it's only a subspecies. -- Denny Smith
• It takes the human body about 24 hours to turn good food into shit.
  It only takes Denny's 10 minutes. -- In the men's room at a Denny's restaura...
• Lives in La-la-land.
• Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!