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• My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
• I tried to avoid hitting him, but he kept coming toward me and asking for it and I finally felt that I really should oblige him.
  It demolished his car, but it didn't even scratch my road scraper....
• NAVIGATOR-----<Spouse on a trip in the car, with road map in her lap.
• A car and a truck approaching each other on an otherwise deserted road will meet at the narrow bridge.
  -- Quigley's Law...
• Most of the stuff alongside the road has been thrown out of car windows by Democrats.
• Chrysler: Car Having Really Yucky Stupid Lazy Engine Ru
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• They say you don't really know a person until you've camped out with him.
  Car-pooling serves the same purpose....
• People who aren't going to go any faster than the speed limit really ought to put their hazard lights on.
  -- Nibble's Rules Of The Road, #19...