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• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• The most serious doubt that has been thrown on the authenticity of the biblical miracles is the fact that most of the witnesses in regard to them were fishermen.
  -- Arthur Binstead...
• I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.
  -- Excerpt from insurance form....
• Democrats buy most of the books that have been banned somewhere.
  Republicans form censorship committees and read them as a group....
• People who throw trash out car windows are trashy people.
• fan n. Without qualification, indicates a fan of science fiction, especially one who goes to cons and tends to hang out with other fans.
  Many hackers are fans, so this term has been imported from fannish slang...
• fan: n. Without qualification, indicates a fan of science fiction, especially one who goes to {con}s and tends to hang out with other fans.
  Many hackers are fans, so this term has been imported from fannish slang...
• Republicans raise dahlias, Dalmatians and eyebrows.
  Democrats raise Airedales, kids and taxes. Democrats eat the fish they catch....
• LamBORGini: The car that really assimilates the road!