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• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MALOUF, DAVID (1934-) Australian novelist, academic, and someone who my father bores me shitless by talking about all the time.
  You've got cold you say? Well you know, Malouf said that influenza is like a bond between man and the unquestionable questions of existence....
• SCHEMA What you call a diagram when it gets too complicated and impressive to be called a diagram.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• KANGAROO Large marsupial that spends its time bouncing around the outback, leaping over wombats and echidnas, and being hunted by Aborigines with boomerangs.
  Does anyone actually believe this Aussie cliche stuff? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• VENTRILOQUIST Someone whose antics you get sick of after just a few minutes, and want to throw a bucket of water over just to see their dummy make blubbering noises.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• REFERENCE The academic way of copying what someone else has written.
  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....
• WALL Structure of astounding simplicity. In terms of building and design, you can't get much simpler than a wall.
  Actually, no, I'm wrong, a floor is simpler to build....
• ICE What water becomes if you freeze it. (See "gas", "Celsius") The main uses of ice are to cool down drinks with, place down people's backs, and economical housing for Eskimos.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...