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• KOALA Small furry Australian marsupial. Don't believe what you see on the telly, these are vicious little bastards.
  They'll quite happily claw you to death then piss all over you if you don't give them a Eucalyptus leaf to eat....
• KYLIE I discovered today that "kylie" is actually Aboriginal for a boomerang.
  Which explains how Kylie Minogue's career keeps bouncing back, despite a lack of talent....
• TAMPON COMMERCIAL A unique form of advertising, that shows just about everything except for the actual product.
  Typically seen are young women bouncing around beaches, on horses and running around gardens smiling a lot, enjoying their weekends....
• BYE Oh, seeya. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• DULL Yes it is, isn't it. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• MAN o /|\ / \ -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• STATIONERY Objects such as pens, pencils, stapler and sticky-tape.
  These have been studied over the last few years, and it has now been confirmed that they are able to move around a house or office on their own....
• The Government also criticised the Opposition policy on optometry, accusing it of being short-sighted.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• TREE Large plant form, most commonly favoured by dogs, children afflicted with climbing fixations, hungry cats, and logging companies.
  -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...