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  The best references don't actually exist. Which means they can say precisely what you want them to say....
• GARDEN The garden is where all the nasty bugs and insects that you see on those wildlife documentaries are.
  A succession of features on spiders, ants, bees and wasps, all filmed using really expensive lenses, have left me scared shitless of the slightest bit of greenery....
• KOALA Small furry Australian marsupial. Don't believe what you see on the telly, these are vicious little bastards.
  They'll quite happily claw you to death then piss all over you if you don't give them a Eucalyptus leaf to eat....
• Do you think the service station could sell me Midnight Oil?
  Well no, but they did sell me ice Then to the Optometrist for R....
• MEANING When you say you're going to rip both my testicles from my groin and stuff them down my throat.
  .. what do you really mean by the word "groin"? -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA...
• AND NOW A WORD FROM THE PENTAGON To all those sissy wimps who don't want a war - remember what we're talking about here!
  What about all the oil we won't be able to pollute the atmosphere with if we don't liberate Kuwait?...
• Well, anyway, I was reading this James Bond book, and right away I realized that like most books, it had too many words.
  The plot was the same one that all James Bond books have...
• GENERATION, YOUNGER The people that you don't understand. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA
• GENERATION, OLDER The people that don't understand you. -- Daniel Bowen's TOXIC CUSTARPEDIA