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• As the roadies say before the concert, `Let's carve this turkey.'" -- Ian Shoale
• I don't like people who speak French in public places. This includes the French. -- Ian Shoale
• The difference between America and England is, the English think 100 miles is a long distance and the Americans think 100 years is a long time.
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing. -- Ian Shoale...
• Why are we importing all these highbrow plays like `Amadeus'?
  I could have told you Mozart was a jerk for nothing." -- Ian Shoale...
• There is a very thin line between the creative genius and the oddball, the screwball.
  I haven't been able to put that line down yet. So, I must suffer the occasional screwball....
• Equinox - Cross between a horse and a cow.
• Ferret: cross between a dachshund and a cat.