(Kazoo band playing "Thus Spake Zarathustra":) Thinking you
were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached...
(TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and
number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
were making an ordinary phone call, you have instead reached...
(TA-DAAAAA!) the ANSWERING MACHINE! Leave your name and
number, and we will get back to you as soon as we can.
-- Answering machine madness - machine theme
Related:
- Raiders of the Lost Ark" in background:) You've reached the
residence of John and Tom.
We can't come to the phone right now, because we're... - You have reached 934-2435. We picked this machine up at a
garage sale in "as-is" condition.
You can try to leave a message on it, but we are not... - You have reached the Strategic Air Command Nuclear Missile
Storage Facility.
We are unable to come to the phone right now. At the... - You have reached the Suicide Prevention Hotline. All our lines
are busy now,
but if you leave your name and number, someone will... - I don't exist at the moment, but if you leave your message,
name and number, I'll call you back when I am... ... - Please leave your name, phone number, the time you called,
and your favorite color of underwear. We'll get back... - We're not home now. Leave your name and number and we'll call
you back as soon as you are a vegetarian.
(Replace "vegetarian" with prejudice of your choice... - Drunken voice:) You have reached Bob's hotline. We are not
able to respond due to uninevitable circumcisions.
But if you leave your name and noomber, we won't be... - My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll
leave your name and number,
we'll get back to you as soon as we're finished. ...
