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• If you have great talents, industry will improve them
  if you have but moderate abilities, industry will supply their deficiency. -- Joshua Reynold...
• If you get gloomy, just take an hour off and sit and think how much better this world is than hell.
  Of course, it won't cheer you up if you expect to go there. -- Don Marqui...
• How many Jewish mothers in law -- does it take to change a light bulb?
  (cue typical accent, shoulders hunched...) None, they'll just sit in the dark, they know you can't be bothered to do a simple thing like change a light bulb for them, and after all they've done for you....
• A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, if feels an impulsion.
  .. this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons....
• I got my driver's license photo taken out of focus on purpose.
  Now when I get pulled over, the cop looks at it, moves it nearer and farther, trying to see it clearly, and says, 'Here, you can go....
• Have you seen the old man in the closed down market, Kicking up the papers in his worn out shoes?
  In his eyes you see no pride, hands hang loosely at his side Yesterdays papers, telling yesterdays news....
• Skinner: Edna! Krabappel: Seymour. Skinner: Mind if I sit down?
  Krabappel: It's a free country. Skinner: I, I don't follow you....
• Do you ever feel like putting your fist through a window just so you can feel something?