Just Go Out For A Breath Of Air, And You'll Be Ready For Medicare.

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Just go out for a breath of air,
and you'll be ready for Medicare.
The city streets are really quite a thrill,
if the hoods don't get you, the monoxide will.
Pollution, pollution, wear a gas mask and a veil,
then you can breathe as long as you don't inhale.
-- POLLUTION by Tom Lehrer

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