Related:

• In a fit of confusion, Spock uses Scotty as toilet tissue.
• Get your dam finger out of your nose. Use a tissue!
• Practice "safe" document processing. Use Latex.
• Save on toilet paper...use both sides!
• PLEASE USE OTHER DOOR.
• Fine Art Diplomas, please take one. -- Seen on a toilet paper dispenso
• I have always wondered way they always refer to toilet paper as facial quality.
  I am not going to use it on my face, (although there are some who think I do anyway!)....
• Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper. -- Women vs. Bee
• Johnny Cash -- Coins you keep to use a pay toilet.