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• Listen to BOTH sides of their mouth!
• Save paper...... send it by modem.
• The Grass is Brown on BOTH sides of the Fence...
• A company in California has started to market "camouflage toilet paper" for use in the woods and plans to run testimonials from hunters who claim they have been shot at while using ordinary toilet paper (by hunters who mistook them for white-tailed deer).
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