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• Singles Solution Department: When jogging close to a beautiful lady, you pull up next to her and say "Your pace or mine?
  (I deeply regret this, really, but it had to come out, it couldn't stay with me, I can't stand this type of thing, please accept my apology!...
• I used to be lost in the shuffle. Now I just shuffle along with the lost.
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  .. so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  So anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• QOTD: "I used to be lost in the shuffle, now I just shuffle along with the lost.
• Joey: God, I just, I hate her! I hate her!! With her, "Oh, I'm so talented.
  and "Oh, I'm so pretty," and "Ooh, I smell so good....
• When my freshman roommate at Cornell found out I was Jewish, she was, at her request, moved to a different room.
  She told me she didn't think she had ever seen a Jew before....
• I had an unusual case of crabs. Most people get that from someone else who has it already.
  I got it directly from a crabmeat cocktail. -- Ed Bluestone...