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• I stole this tagline from someone else!
• I'd started making up this revenge list, like people I'd like to get sooner or later.
  And the hang-up about doing this is that you're worried about them dying and you won't get the chance....
• I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
  -- Ed Bluestone...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Chandler: Well, y'know, I had some trouble with it at first too, but the way I look at it is, I get all the good stuff
  all the fun, all the talking, all the sex; and none of the responsibility....
• In the handbook, it says that most people ignore the strange and unusual
  while I myself *am*... strange and unusual. -- BEETLEJUICE...
• My girlfriend got crabs so I bought her fishnet stockings.
• Everybody has sex now. When I was a kid only women had sex and you had to get it from them.
  We got a battery-powered sexual aid. Actually, a flashlight....
• Ob- /ob/ pref. Obligatory. A piece of netiquette acknowledging that the author has been straying from the newsgroup's charter topic.
  For example, if a posting in alt.sex is a response to a part of someone else's posting that has nothing particularly to do with sex, the author may append `ObSex' (or `Obsex') and toss off a question or vignette about some unusual erotic act....