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• Look at that ugly little bee. Makes honey. I'm a nice-looking person and all I can do is make a little wax with my ears.
  -- Milt Kame...
• When I meet an Englishman and he speaks with that funny accent, I'd never say, "You're a liar.
  But ... I believe that if you wake an Englishman in the middle of the night, he'll speak just like us....
• For the record, pot, like the "Reader's Digest", is not necessarily habit-forming, but both can lead to hard-core addictio
  heroin, in one case, abridged bad books in the other....
• Experience is not what happens to you. It is what you do with what happens to you.
  -- Aldous Huxley, in "Reader's Digest", 1956...
• Professional mail reader on closed modem. Do not attempt.
• I had time to read mail before I wrote a mail reader...
• One of the lessons of history is that nothing is often a good thing to do and always a clever thing to say.
  -- Will Durant, in "Reader's Digest", 1972...
• I wanted a manly mail reader... I got a silly one [SIGH]
• Reader Mail - Or - Maybe It's That Same Old Postcard We Didn't Throw Away!
  How can you? After you promised! You said you would not say anything more about our nice Vice President!...