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• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• What if a demon were to creep after you one night, in your loneliest loneness, and say, "This life which you live must be lived by you once again and innumerable times more
  and every pain and joy and thought and sigh must come again to you, all in the same sequence....
• You ought to be ashamed of yourself.
• I thought that you said you were 20 years old!" "As a programmer, yes," she replied, "And you claimed to be very near two meters tall!
  "You said you were blonde, but you lied!" Oh, she was a hacker and he was one, too, They had so much in common, you'd say....
• Did you hear She's fine, upstanding, and wonderful laying down too.
• Are you a parent? Do you sometimes find yourself unsure as to what to say in those awkward situations?
  Worry no more... Are you sure you're telling the truth?...
• Don't forget about the importance of the family. It begins with the family.
  We're not going to redefine the family. Everybody knows the definition of the family....
• Phoebe: Yeah, so I said, "OK, relax please," y'know
  I mean, sex can be just about two people right there in the moment, y'know, it's, if he wants to see me again he can call and if not, that's fine too....
• Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
  [Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....