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• A boy scout troop went on a hike. Crossing over a stream, one of the boys dropped his wallet into the water.
  Suddenly a carp jumped, grabbed the wallet and tossed it to another carp....
• He's dead, Jim! Grab his wallet.
• He's dead, Jim! Grab his tricorder. I'll get his wallet!
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• He's dead, Jim! You take his phaser and I'll get his wallet.
• He's dead, Jim! I get his tricorder, you take his wallet.
• He's dead, Jim! You get his tricorder. I'll get his wallet.
• Once upon a time, there was a fisherman who lived by a great river.
  One day, after a hard day's fishing, he hooked what seemed to him to be the biggest, strongest fish he had ever caught....
• There is a gentle river of water flowing over the falls.