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• Hozone: place in heaven for lost socks.
• The following appeared in a memo from the vice president of marketing at Dura-Sock, Inc.
  "A recent study of Dura-Sock wearers suggests that our company is wasting the money it spends on its patented 'Endure' manufacturing process, which ensures that our socks are strong enough to last for two years....
• I wouldn't put THAT in a safety deposit box," remarks the gnome with disdain, tossing it over his shoulder, where it disappears with an understated "pop".
• Okay, now where did I put my orange smoke?.... >POOF!
  < Everything disappears in a dense cloud of orange smoke....
• If The Shoe Fits - The Sock Fits !
• All are in accord. Remorse disappears.
• A watched pot never disappears.
• I can still recall old Mister Barnslow getting out every morning and nailing a fresh load of tadpoles to the old board of his.
  Then he'd spin it round and round, like a wheel of fortune, and no matter where it stopped he'd yell out, "Tadpoles!...
• I hold the world but as the world, Gratiano,-- A stage, where every man must play a pa
  And mine a sad one. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), The Merchant of Venice -- Act i, Sc. 1...