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• Selma: How do you do it, Homer? Homer: You take an ordinary bedsheet, fold it around like th-- Selma
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• Now won't you tell me if you like what you've just heard?
• Captain, how soon can we land?" "I can't tell." "You can tell me; I'm a doctor." -- Airplane!
• Don't tell me how hard you work. Tell me how much you get done. -- James J. Ling