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• CHRISTMAS: A day set apart by some as a time for turkey, presents, cranberry salads, family get-togethe
  for others, noted as having the best response time of the entire year....
• Dear Lord, I've been asked, nay commanded, to thank Thee for the Christmas turkey before us.
  .. a turkey which was no doubt a lively, intelligent bird....
• Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises up from the grave and we must all sing Christmas carols to lull him back to sleep.
• Oh, Abraham, calm down. I'm not here to scare you.
  They've got me haunting a family in Texas. -- Bea's ghost appears, "Old Money...
• It's only natural there be <some> things wrong with an old house like this.
  It's a fixer-upper!...
• You've brought shame to this family, Cecil. Oh, I don't relish having to write the Christmas letter this year.
  -- Sideshow Bob, "The Brother From Another Serie...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....
• A turkey roast is a foul ball...
• SMILEY <:>== a turkey emotico