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• You are a foul ball in the line drive of life. -- Charles Schulz ("Peanuts")
• Third Law of Kitchen Confusion: You are always complimented on the item that took the least effort to prepare.
  Example: If you make roast turkey, you will be complimented on the baked potato....
• Obtain a gross of small white boxes such as are used for a bride's cake.
  Cut the turkey into small squares, roast, stuff, kill, boil, bake, and allow to skewer....
• What's For Dinner?: Chuck Roa
• SMILEY <:>== a turkey emotico
• CHUCK's Roast. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• Rump Roast. -- Jeffrey's favorite recipe
• Silence, FOUL TEMPTRESS!!!
• Sorry, computer foul-up!