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• line 666 [from Christian eschatological myth] n. The notional line of source at which a program fails for obscure reaso
  implying either that somebody is out to get it (when you are the programmer), or that it richly deserves to be so gotten (when you are not)....
• line 666: [from Christian eschatological myth] n. The notional line of source at which a program fails for obscure reaso
  implying either that *somebody* is out to get it (when you are the programmer), or that it richly deserves to be so gotten (when you are not)....
• Who decides who is a "REAL" programmer?
• At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
• Men who have playful kittens shouldn't sleep in the nude.
• Conceptual programmer: One who writes code for the 80686.
• un balls: painful affliction common to male alpinists who climb nude.
  -- "An Alphabet for Mountaineers", Climbing 1982...
• Manubay's Law for Programmers: If a programmer's modification of an existing program works, it's probably not what the users want.