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• I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Mahatma Gandhi
• I am prepared to die, but there is no cause for which I am prepared to kill. Mahatma Gandhi
• WASHROOM ATTENDANT -- a dump waiter.
• Marge: Excuse me, where do I throw this? Attenda
  Over there. Marge: Thank you. [heads off] Attenda...
• The gas-station attendant looks at the car and says, "You got a flat tire.
  I said, "No, the other three just swelled up." -- Bill Engval...
• at the gas station] Homer: I keep hearing this horrible irregular thumping noise.
  Attendant: It's your heart. And I think it's on it's last thump....
• Reporter: Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
  Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea. -- Mahatma Gandhi...
• Reporter (to Mahatma Gandhi): Mr Gandhi, what do you think of Western Civilization?
  Gandhi: I think it would be a good idea....