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• Hypochondria is the one disease I have not got. -- Oxymoro
• I(ve) B(een) M(islead)
• This Thanksgiving is gonna be a special one. My mom says I don't have to sit at the card table.
  -- Jim Samuel...
• Guru Saj: You must be Ross. Ross: Hi. Guru Saj: I am Guru Saj.
  (takes the drawer back and replaces) Ross: Listen, I got to tell you I_ve-I_ve never been to a guru before, so....
• Oh, I have roamed o'er many lands, And many friends I 've me
  Not one fair scene or kindly smile Can this fond heart forget....
• How can I fail when I have no purpose???
• It is necessary to have purpose. -- Alice #1, "I, Mudd," stardate 4513.3.
• My only books Were woman's looks,-- And folly 's all they 've taught me.
  -- Thomas Moore (1779-1852) -- The Time I 've lost in wooing...
• I have heard the mavis singing Its love-song to the mo
  I 've seen the dew-drop clinging To the rose just newly born....