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• Milhouse: Bart, my mom won't let me be your friend any more.
  That's why you couldn't come to the party....
• I have a dream. I have a dream that one day, on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slaveowners will be able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
  -- Martin Luther King, Jr....
• Dear Miss Manners: My home economics teacher says that one must never place one's elbows on the table.
  However, I have read that one elbow, in between courses, is all right....
• I've GOT one! I have a SPECIAL PURPOSE!!