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• You look like someone who owes me money. -- Tony Ianuzzi
• Be patient with those who are slower than you, for they make you look better.
• YOU look like an elephant!
• With friends like you, who needs enemas.
• With fronds like you, who needs anemones?
• Who are you?
• Friends: people who know you but like you anyway.
• What are you wearing around your neck? Ah. It's my new ruff.
  You look like a bird who's swallowed a plate. It's the latest fashion, actually, and as a matter of fact it makes me look _rather sexy_....