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• With a mind like yours, who needs a body.
• With code like Microsoft's, who needs viruses???
• With features like these, who needs bugs? -- Henry Spence
• With heroes like us, who needs villains? -- SLR
• Spam Lite: with meat products like these, who needs taglines?
• How beautiful, how entrancing you are, my loved one, daughter of delights!
  You are stately as a palm-tree, and your breasts are the clusters of dates....
• Who needs Valium when you have a cat you can pet!
• Good wine needs no bush. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), As You Like It -- Epilogue