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• Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
• OCEAN: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
• Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
• Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
  -- Ambrose Bierce "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Bell's Theorem: When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
• When a body is immersed in water, the telephone rings. -- Bell's Theorem
• OCEAN A large body of water between countries, which is probably the biggest peace-keeper in the world, preventing more countries from being permanently at each others' throats.
  Readers are advised when crossing oceans to always look both ways, and never walk on the water unless you are Christ....
• Man has always assumed that he is more intelligent than dolphins because he has achieved so much -- the wheel
  New York, wars and so on -- while all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....
• It is an important and popular fact that things are not always what they seem.
  For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much -- the wheel, New York wars and so on -- whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time....