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• Ocean, n.: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
• OCEAN: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
• Ocean: A body of water occupying about two-thirds of a world made for man -- who has no gills.
• AUCTIONEER, n. The man who proclaims with a hammer that he has picked a pocket with his tongue.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• CONGRESS, n. A body of men who meet to repeal laws. -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary
• ELECTOR, n. One who enjoys the sacred privilege of voting for the man of another man's choice.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...
• Cabbage, n.: A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man's head.
  -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary...