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• Not one man in a beer commercial has a beer belly.
• It's seven o'clock and I wanna rock wanna get a belly full of beer.
• NYMPHOMANIAC -- a groin-operated sex machine.
• If not for beer and sex, there would be no point in growing up at all.
• There is never enough beer, sex or disk space!
• You may be redneck... if your wife has a beer belly and you find it cute.
• Amy: "Bender, your beer belly's so big your door won't even close.
  And that doesn't even make sense....
• Terminator 4: The Sex Machine, And He's Comming!
• A full belly makes a dull brain.
  -- Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790) - [and the local candy machine man]...