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• I like overkill. -- Post Brothers Comic
• For the love of phlegm...a stupid wall of death rays.
  How tacky can ya get? -- Post Brothers comic...
• Gotcha, you snot-necked weenies!" -- Post Brothers Comic
• It's real handy, havin' an Elder God in the band, eh? -- Post Brothers comic
• Neighbors!! We got neighbors! We ain't supposed to have any neighbors, and I just had to shoot one.
  -- Post Brothers Comic...
• Whiskey and women'll kill you. I know. They killed my brother.
  He couldn't get either one so he just laid down and died. -- The Duke of Paducah (Whitey Ford)...
• An older couple are in bed one night, and the woman wakes up and says, "Sam, get up and close the window.
  It's cold outside." The fellow just keeps right on snoring....
• Lawyer: Krusty, have you _ever_ seen this so-called animation genius before?
  Krusty: Yes I have. Lawyer: [surprised] You have?...
• Although we modern persons tend to take our electric lights, radios, mixers, etc.
  for granted, hundreds of years ago people did not have any of these things, which is just as well because there was no place to plug them in....