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• To find a cause of the universe is like trying to find it's spatial position.
• Holly trying to help Lister recable the damaged Hollogram suite] Liste
  'Shouldn't this cable go somewhere?' Holly: 'Yes, connect it to the blue cable....
• Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice. -- James P. Hoga
• Stop trying to find yourself...the search isn't worth it.
• You once spent an afternoon on the Samaritan switchboard and 4 people committed suicide!
  -- Lister, trying to persuade Rimmer that he knows him....
• The dialogue that begins in RD IV, D.N.A. when Kryten says to Lister 'I'd like to discuss my penis'
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to play tennis in a closet.
• Trying to program in MS-DOS is like trying to shave with a chain-saw.