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• Success is like a fart -- only your own smells nice. -- James P. Hoga
• How come he didn't put `I think' at the end of it? -- James P. Hoga
• Scientists are the easiest to fool. They think in straight, predictable, directable, and therefore misdirectable, lines.
  The only world they know is the one where everything has a logical explanation and things are what they appear to be....
• There is only one success -- to be able to spend your life in your own way. -- Christopher Morley
• SMILEY P-) Colonel Klink (Hogan's Heroes)
• Include the success of others in your dreams for your own success.
• I fart in your general direction.
• Bart: [sniffing] What is that smell? Lisa: It smells like Otto's jacket.
  .. -- Which can only mean one thing... "Homerpalooza...