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• It's getting *SO* bad that Chelsea wants to be put up for adoption.
• Nancy Reagan wants divorce old Ron ... seems he's making it hard for everyone but her.
• Is a bad divorce redundant?
• Of course I am sure you have all heard of Ma and Pa Kettle getting bored with life and deciding to go on the new television program, Divorce Court.
  They even agreed to get a divorce, just to see how it would feel....
• Things are getting so bad muggers won't go out alone.
• Yeah? Well, tell that to her parents. -- Geordi
• Drunkenness is the vice of a good constitution, or of a bad memory!
  of a constitution so treacherously good, that it never bends till it break...
• The know the divorce rate is getting out of hand when the best man at the wedding stands up not for a toast, but to start a pool!
• Make divorce as easy, as cheap, and as private as marriage.
  -- George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) "Getting Married" (1908)...